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Welcome to Hockery Holes! It’s a sub-sub-suburban paradise featuring rows upon rows of identically-affordable, identically white, beige and tan aluminum-sided 4 bedroom houses line streets laid across the perfectly-flat land in grids as perfect as the corn that once grew on the farmland they replaced. Surrounded by cornfields, a lard factory, and Ol’ Heezy Wheezy’s Junkyard ‘n Garbage Dump, Hockery Holes is miles from Nowhere, next door to Normal, and about three counties over from where Zeus left his shoes. With its Mal-Wart supplying endless truckloads of cheap foreign goods, Hockery Holes also has its own school, church and nice solid perimeter wall to keep the inside in and the outside out. It’s so safe and convenient! What else could anyone possibly need? Who would want to go anywhere else?
While most kids are content to play baseball and learn about turtles at the Hockery Holes Park District Day Camp, Joey, Squarehead and Flynn are CONVINCED that the world must have more to offer. And they’re determined to find it. Like modern-day Drs. Frankenstein, these three MIDDLE-SCHOOL MISFITS build the CRAZIEST BIKES you’ve ever seen and drive them all the way to ADVENTURE and back! Dodging authority in general and the dim-witted Idiots In The Van in particular,
the modern day cowboys of the Freaky Frankenbike Patrol ride their kinda-trusty
home-made steeds in an endless adrenaline-charged exploration of that wide
open frontier called THE REST OF THE WORLD. For worldwide television sales, please email Fred Schaefer of PorchLight Entertainment or call (310) 477-8400. For licensing opportunities, please email Caren
Shalek, also of PorchLight Entertainment or
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